What movies have not aged well?

Goldfinger

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

Octopussy

How would you feel if your girlfriend had dick pics on her phone?

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

Dr No

Having read so much about Archie and Lilibet not actually existing, does anyone have any proof that they not only exist but that Meghan gave birth to them?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

Diamonds Are Forever

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

Why is it that women are stronger than men nowadays?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-Bond slapping Tracy.

There is any scientific evidence that we live in a sphere. Why do others say that we lives in a flat Earth but there is no evidence that they have proven the existence of a flat earth?

You Only Live Twice

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

Live and Let Die

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-”Ah so!”

From Russia With Love

-All the bad guys are black.

What is the sluttiest thing your wife has ever done?

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

Have you ever dealt with a Christian narcissist?

The Man with the Golden Gun

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-”She is very sexyful!”

What do you think hell is like?

Moonraker

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

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-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

A View to a Kill

-J W Pepper

Is it wrong of me to feel uncomfortable that my friend thinks my brother is hot?

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.